Usually when a guy awakes to a woman giving him fellatio, he considers it the perfect start to what is probably going to be the greatest day of his life.
Megan Hoelting, 31, got the wrong guy, and that's probably because the guy involved is her husband's friend, and a loyal one at that.
Megan was charged with "felony burglary with the intent of committing a s*xual assault" after she allegedly broke into her husband's friend's house on Monday. The man told police that he awoke to a woman "straddling his legs and dressed only in her underwear" before he felt "the offender place his pen!s in her mouth."
The man said he felt around for a flashlight to see who was trying to blow his mind away, but he had to settle for a flashlight app on his phone. That's when he noticed the woman had her "bre@sts exposed" as well as the fact that she was his buddy's wife.
He ordered Hoelting to leave his house, but she refused. He called 911, and now Hoelting has another mug shot.
It is unconfirmed if he would have asked the giver to continue if it wasn't his friend's wife.
