Peter goes into a
pharmacy and says to the
pharmacist
"Hello, could you give me
condom? I'm going to
my girlfriend's place for
dinner and I think I may
be in with a chance!"
The pharmacist gives him
the condom and as
peter was going out he
returns and says,"Give
me another condom
because my girlfriend's
sister is very cute too. She
always crosses her
legs in a provocative
manner when she sees me
and I think I might strike a
luck there too."
The pharmacist gives him a
second condom and
as Peter was leaving again
he turns back and says
"Give me one more
condom because my
girlfriend's mum is still
pretty
cute and when she sees
me she always makes
eye contact and since she
invited me for dinner I
think she is expecting me
to make a move.
During dinner,peter sat
with his girlfriend on d
left, the sister on his right
and the mum facing
him. When the Dad walks
in, Peter lowers his
head and starts the dinner
prayer."Dear Lord,
bless this dinner and thank
you for all u've given
us".
10minutes after, peter was
still praying "Thank
you Lord for your
kindness. ...."
Ten minutes go by, and
peter is still praying,
keeping his head down,
very close to the table.
They all looked at each
other surprised, and his
girlfriend was even more
surprised than others.
She gets close to him and
whispered, "I didn't
know u r so
religious."Peter with his
head still on
d table replies, "I never
knew your dad was a
pharmacist!"
